February 2012
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So, I went to the gym today. I can do basic running intervals alright, but apparently I’m missing all the muscles between my ribs and my pelvis.
Dream Journal: aside about location
So, I’ve come to realize that I have a few locations that my subconscious likes to go to when it needs a setting. It’s neat because a few of them are somewhat founded in reality, while others are just steady recreations of a similar landscape-likely because that the stereotypical way I view a setting. Like if I’m amongst hills covered in mist, I always start on a rounded hilltop...
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The more I think about it the more fully I realize...
Date A Girl Who Draws
literallyme:
Date a girl who draws. Her bag is littered with pens and pencils instead of mascaras and eyeliners. She spends her time glorifying her environment rather than herself. Date a girl who draws. She finds her hands take on a mind of their own. She might find them tangled in your hair and in your hands, running along your spine and the small of your back. Date a girl who draws. She...
This game is the most infuriating thing to do if... →
Favorite Jokes
A mohel [pronounced moy-el] is retiring after many many years of service. He’s a senitmental fellow, and goes to a leatherworker to get something made out of all the foreskins he’s kept from decades of performing circumcisions. The leatherworker takes a look and says it’ll be ready in a week.
So the mohel comes back in a week and asks to see what the leatherworker made for him,...
