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Power to the people!
No, it’s okay. I’ve read bell hooks.
I totally understand racism now. I mean, I’m dating a black girl.
But… you look white, so why do you even care?
Obama’s my nigga! Wait, am I allowed to say that around you?
I mean like, we’re talking about sexism here and you’re getting way off topic with your race issues!
That really, really doesn’t apply to me, I’m sorry…
I feel like if we keep focusing on racism, then the real issue of capitalism will be way overlooked.
Didn’t you hear? Women is the nigger of the world.
Why do you guys feel the need to have separate groups?
How do we get more people of color like you in our organization? You’re really different.
What do you think about Obama? Oh, you don’t like him either? Oh, I thought you would, because, you know….
This is so cool that you’re here.
I’m queer, so I understand racism. I mean, gay is the new black.
I’m an anarchist, I don’t have any white privilege. I don’t even believe in this government, like what? Why are you trying to pin this on me?
We should focus on more important issues here, other than racism. I mean like capitalism, for instance. That’s the real problem here.
No, I hate white people too, don’t get me wrong. I hate white people.
Oh my god your hair is natural? That’s really good, because I saw Good Hair, and I can’t believe people are actually doing it to their hair, like I don’t understand.
Do you know shadism actually exists?
What do you mean, check my privilege? What do you mean, check my privilege? I don’t have any privilege, I’m a woman.
I don’t have any privilege, I’m trans.
I don’t have any privilege, I’m queer.
No it’s okay, I’ve read Malcolm X.
I don’t date white girls, they don’t get it like you do.
You’re really angry.
You’re really angry, why don’t you calm down?
So why can’t I call you Spanish?
So why can’t I call you yellow? You’re a person of color right?
So wait, what’s cultural appropriation? I just thought it was respect of other people’s cultures.
Islam is such an oppressive religion for women.
Whoa, now you’re getting racist towards white people.
I really hate being white, I mean it sucks.
I don’t see why you’re bringing up race, we’re all fighting the same struggle here. I mean, look, see? (Shows Occupy 99% shirt) C’mon!
I’m not racist, but… (repeats)
I don’t wanna sound racist, but…
So why can’t I wear a bindi?
So why do you wear a hijab? I thought you were a feminist.
No it’s okay, I read Tim Wise.
That’s not my experience, so you’re wrong
I didn’t know people like you cared.
So why is “colored” wrong again?
So why do you want me to call you indigenous?
If you believe in equality, then why should I treat you any differently?
No no no, I think everyone is equal. When I make racist jokes, I’m just kidding.
So what are you?
So where are you from? No, I mean like, what coutnry. Oh, you don’t know? Because of slavery.
I don’t see color. In fact, sometimes I forget you’re not white.
I saw Roots.
I really wish I wasn’t white.
There’s no such thing as white privilege. You’re just throwing that phrase around you saw on tumblr.
I have heard most of these… and the day that I hear some of these I am going to punch a hole in something.
(Source: kalmplex)
